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Welcome to the latest edition of My Life This Week!

Just came back from a 2 day vacation at the fishing village of Kukup in Malaysia! While it was a boring place to be, I’ll be posting the marvellous shots I took there soon!

I started work at Best Denki Vivocity last Friday. It’s a seriously routine 10 to 6 office job, consisting of entering endless data into the computer day after day. The excitement comes only when I beat my own previous day’s record of number of entries attempted. For the record it stands at 170 entries for today.

I passed my IPPT! I guess for someone who only trained like 6 days during the test month itself, it’s a considerable achievement! To my utter delight, the officer in charge at the SAFRA gym at Tampines also said that I’m excused from the accursed standing broad jump station (which I’ve now redundantly trained so hard for), in addition to the pull-up station. Hooray! All my obstacles gone! A heartening message was also sent to my phone from MINDEF congratulating me on my latest triumph.

Soccer last Sunday was really weird. While not mentioning the fact that I played like shit, our opponents for the day were a group of people who acted like we had murdered their parents and are out for revenge! All their dirty tricks were on display, from playground stuff like shoving, sliding and mouthing off, to the grand finale of a mad guy punching our dearest Boon Boon in the face (but not rearranging his features, sadly) Boon duly called the police (who had to be invited personally from their cosy little office, it seemed, after waiting for hours after the phone call to no avail) Of course, the police did nothing more than to warn the evil little bastard, after a lousy effort by him to cook up an ‘I’m innocent’ story. I’ll really hope that those bunch of lunatics don’t turn up again, but fat hope!

I’m going to receive my results for this semester’s modules this Friday! My only wish this time: No failures and at least an A, please!

Taken from AsiaOne website:

1. Scribble notes

‘I would answer calls from clients when I’m driving and then scribble down notes on my legs since I wear shorts most of the time.’ – MR TAN JEE TOON, 54, a renovation contractor who drives frequently to different sites in the course of work

2. Eat

‘I gobbled down some char kway teow while driving a few months back. I balanced the styrofoam pack with kway teow on my legs and drove with one hand.’ – MR J.L. LEE, 28, a sales officer who always eats his lunch in between appointments with clients

3. Read

‘Sometimes, when I’m rushing for appointments, I’ll read my reports in the car. I’ve been honked at by drivers behind me.’ – MR KARUNANITHI, a financial consultant in his 40s

4. Shave

‘I sometimes shave while I drive in order to save time. I can sleep in longer then.’ – MR H.C. ANG, 40, a site supervisor

5. Smoke

‘I’m on the road all day and sometimes don’t have time to stop for smoking breaks. On such days, I will smoke while driving. It’s no issue because I still have two hands on the steering wheel most of the time.’ – MR S. GOPAL, 44, a lorry driver

6. Kiss (and probably some hot sex)

‘My girlfriend and I once decided to kiss while I was driving. But I took my eyes off the road for just a short while.’ – MR E. LEE, 29, a marketing executive

7. Watch DVDs

‘When I’m alone in the car, I’d watch movies from a portable DVD player. It keeps me occupied, especially when I’m caught in traffic jams.’ – MR M. SAAD, 38, a technician

8. Apply make-up

‘Whenever I’m late for work, I will put on my make-up in the car when I’m driving. Putting on powder and lipstick is simple enough, but I usually wait for the red light to apply mascara.’ – MISS SANDRA TAN, 31, a manager

I just downloaded this to watch and this is my advice to all GUYS: this is NOT a movie for the faint-hearted. I spent most of the movie peeking out of my fingers at the screen and wincing in sympathy at the guys in the show. Yet from reviews I’ve read, lots of women find this show hilarious (I feel like strangling them as I don’t find anything funny at all.) Rest assured though that Chewy felt like vomiting after watching just the first gory scene.

The story builds on the myth of vagina dentata, or the toothed vagina. The female lead character (who acts really well) discovers that she has…something in her vagina. Something no one else has. Something that tears apart anything that enters it, penises and fingers included. Featuring gore, nudity, swearing and sex, what’s not to like?

It is a really great movie that has lots of stereotypes but I like the novelty of it, though I won’t appreciate the nightmares it will be giving me for the next few nights!

Whew! After a grueling examination period, the holidays are finally here! (though I’ll be spending it fearing for my exam results)

However there’s still one more test to pass, and that’s my annual IPPT this Thursday at SAFRA Tampines. Please pray hard for me, especially in standing broad jump.

Next up, this weekend I’ll be going with Chewy on her childcare center’s annual holiday trip. After Bintan last year, this time it’s away to the quaint fishing village of Kukoh (I don’t know how it’s spelt exactly) in Malaysia! Lots of pictures to come from that!

My birthday will be coming right after that and then it’s job hunting time!